smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
Do band geeks scream in tune during sex?
"babe I know we are having sex right now but please just match pitch. it really isn’t hard"
"but babe can’t we just harmonize"
"but we harmonized last night. we never do what I want in the bedroom anymore"
anime always comes first
A new bioinspired sponge-like gel shrinks single-handedly, squeezing unspecialized cells inside it and turning them into cells that begin to form teeth. The new material was inspired by the embryo’s power to shape organs, and it could enable engineering of new teeth, bone, or other tissues, scientists report.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
ahhh yes cosmetics